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'Excellent at juggling multiple job duties.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Do you have any other skills?

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

The director said 'cut'!

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

You are more than your job description.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

Everyone thinks they can do it

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

"If we're learning about multitasking, why does she need our 'undivided attention?'"

'You bring an impressive array of bundled services to the table.'

"Apart from helping the community, making new friends, enjoying your experiences, supporting people in need, developing new skills, building a better community and having fun I can't see the point in volunteering!"

'Ready to try out your new training?'

Some jobs are less satisfying than others because they use few of the jobholder's skills and abilities, and the job itself forms only a small part of the finished product.

People enter and leave a training school.

"No, this isn't the post office, but it's probably just as well you came."

"He's one in a million."

"Well, that IS impressive ....but we thought it was just a metaphor for your skill set!"

"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you no longer own him."

Businessman with multiple diplomas - "Do you think you can buy me some competencies too, Dad?"

'Multi-skilling course.'

"The most useful course I've ever done was the "Creative Writing" course I did as a kid: It's been invaluable in writing Grant Applications..."

"My skyscraper's taller than yours."