Skill Set Juggler T-Shirts

"More ruddy training. . . As if I haven't got enough to do!"

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

Hassled Mother.

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

The Housewife

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Education Guidance

"Honey! We're home!"

No juggling allowed.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

Having It All

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

The Juggler vein.

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'