Skill Set Juggler T-Shirts

"More ruddy training. . . As if I haven't got enough to do!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

Hassled Mother.

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

The Housewife

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"Honey! We're home!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

No juggling allowed.

Education Guidance

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

Having It All

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

The Juggler vein.

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'