Ski Slope Straddler T-Shirts

"...Hold on a mo, I've got another call coming in."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Snowboarding downhill.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'It is too snowing!'

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

Back to the Holidays

Piste-side Hotel

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Ski-ball.

"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."

Balloon ski lift

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Skier gets caught in the thaw

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

Ski-lift clothes line.

Skiing

"Did you have to bring your damned secretary."

Rescue Dog Breed Failure #139: Chihuahuas.

"This holiday cost an arm and a leg and I finish up breaking both of them."

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.