Sketch Artist Of Sports Moves Pillows

'Next time you want to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

Dog Drawing a Badger.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

The Cartoonists

The Cartoonist's armoury

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Etch-a-sketch artist.

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

Lincoln Portrait

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Hockey Goal

Sketchy Neighborhood

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"