Sketch Artist Of Sports Moves Prints

'Next time you want to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Dog Drawing a Badger.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

Muhammad Dali...

The Cartoonists

The Cartoonist's armoury

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

Etch-a-sketch artist.

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Lincoln Portrait

Hockey Goal

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

Phil Foden

"'Moors? I thought you said 'Ye Old Pour Me More Tavern'... Is that a new dress? Wait, why are there two of you? Okay, let's dance... Where's Dracula?'"