Skeptical Searchers Pillows

To Doctor Goggle and Nurse Alexa. . . 'Thanks for Nothing!'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"It raises trust issues, Mr. Kranse, when your very first question is 'what's the catch?'."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Michel de Montaigne

"Thank you for not praying."

I just knew this would be dull.

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

"Welcome to the new Drone 747, remotely controlled from a rented office in Calcutta."

Falcon finds Waldo

"That brings us to your search history."

'No! Romance with malice aforethought!'

'Is the 'living happily ever after' part just spin?'

"Tell me about yourself. I work mainly by extrapolation."

"No, I'm sorry - tall, dark, handsome and smelly won't do!"

"You prayed for me to stop mocking your religion, yet I'm still doing it? It's almost as if your god is not real."

How psychics keep out the riffraff...

'If you trust your search engine more than you trust me, maybe you should switch doctors.'

'Following our homeopathic principles, the less evidence there is that it works. The stronger the proof.'

'I'm getting the feeling you want a refund. But why? Let me consult my ball...'

I'll start believing in phantom withdrawals, when I get one case of a phantom deposit.