Skeptical Inquiry T-Shirts

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

Michel de Montaigne

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

"Thank you for not praying."

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

'I'm preparing a speech to refute 'intelligent design,' and I'd like you to be an exhibit.'