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"Says WHO?"

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

"The radio waves are giving us all cancer! It's a fact!"

'I'm preparing a speech to refute 'intelligent design,' and I'd like you to be an exhibit.'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

Descartes's Demon

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

Monitoring the Air Quality

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"