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"Says WHO?"

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

"The radio waves are giving us all cancer! It's a fact!"

'I'm preparing a speech to refute 'intelligent design,' and I'd like you to be an exhibit.'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Descartes's Demon

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

I believe their products are rubbish.

'Don't believe everything you read.'