Skeptic's Circle Pillows

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Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Skeptic Tank.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'