Skeptic's Circle Prints

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Skeptic Tank.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

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