Skeptic's Ally Prints

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

"Now do you believe me?"

Descartes's Demon

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

Ponzi Schemes Inc

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

'I blame the internet.'

The Source of all water

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"

"So is Cameron Diaz really a babe, or is that another thing we've been led to believe by the biased media?"

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

'Why is it that if someone tells you there are one billion billion stars in our universe alone, you believe them, but if they tell you a door has wet paint, you touch it to make sure!'

"I'm not religious-just anti-science."