Skeptic Of Online Education Pillows

'I've never hear of this 'Online University'.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Distance Learning"

All of this is very doable-

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

A Zoom School of Fish

Please School Remotely.

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

'My dad says school is a waste of time and that as long as I'm fast, I'll succeed...'

Breakout Room

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

'Those are just to hide the cracks in the wall.'

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

"I recommend less screen time. Except, of course, for our therapy sessions, school, work, staying connected with loved ones, dating, telehealth, yoga instruction, and searching for vaccine appointments."

"Couldn't I do my detention online?"

'If you're rich enough to send me to a fancy, private college, why do I have to go?'

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'