Skeptic Admirer Pillows

"My wife tells me I'm a skeptic. . . but I don't believe anything she says!"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Now do you believe me?"

Descartes's Demon

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

'I see tragedy in your future...and let me say that I am an agent for a major TV network which wants an exclusive on the event...'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Ponzi Schemes Inc

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

Fortune telling

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"

Spirits in the bottles

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

"So is Cameron Diaz really a babe, or is that another thing we've been led to believe by the biased media?"

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

'Why is it that if someone tells you there are one billion billion stars in our universe alone, you believe them, but if they tell you a door has wet paint, you touch it to make sure!'

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

Property Management (Scam) Company

"Oh, look. John's been infected too...conspiracy theories."

20,000 Pyramid scheme