Skeleton Key Enthusiast Gifts

'Come quick! I found a skeleton over here.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

The Reaper's Arms

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Apocalliptical

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Spring Cleaning

Skeleton Builder.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

Supermodel's Day Out.

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

Jake played with a dead man's hand