Skeletal Fashionista Pillows

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"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

The Style of Elements

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Mod Kwan Doh

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

The circular nature of running wear.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Two Disco Divas.

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

Kink

Work out with a cocktail

'That's my jogging suit.'