Skeletal Fashionista Pillows

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"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Style of Elements

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Mod Kwan Doh

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

I've been so stressed, I'm getting back into yoga. Good idea! We all need peaceful time to center and renew the soul. Go for it! I would, but � My workout duds are totally last year. We have catalogs for that.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Protein drinks, workout DVD's, special food... the only thing losing weight during this diet is my purse!'

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

The circular nature of running wear.

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

Two Disco Divas.

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

'That's my jogging suit.'

Bikini Between Buildings