Skate Struggler Mugs

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Trawling for Fish.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Double bass skating

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

Hockey Goal

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

Canadian Jesus

"Darn, I've done it again!"

Ice Skater

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

' Her mother and I have told her a thousand times to start skating with her eyes open.'

Roller blader with bandaged head

"Don't look left or right!"

"I went through the pain barrier pulling my socks on."

'Skateboard of Nails'.

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

'I'm sorry, Peter, but you look different without your skateboard!'

On her doctor's order, Wanda watches how she eats.

Dance Club Bouncer with scars "Must be Ska night."

Suggs.

"The winter blues are gone, but spring fever crept in and I still don't feel like going to school."

"My hair is really annoying me today."

Merry Christmas skater.

Peace, Love, Care.

'WOW! Groovy goatee dude!'