Ska Sound Lover Pillows

"Don't call me ska face!"

Audio Books

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Musical Accidents

'Turn that ambient music down!'

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Gramophone Headphone

Penguins - one is skating.

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

Surf Guitar

Man dislikes noise of one man band, but goes home to his loud babies, pc and stereo.

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

'Would anyone like a final request?'

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

'And when you turn it over it makes a cow sound.'

Ringing bell

'Here's your complimentary diaper, Sir.'

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

Gong

Man walks into a drum kit.