Ska Sound Lover Prints

"Don't call me ska face!"

Audio Books

Artist and Musician

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Musical Accidents

'Turn that ambient music down!'

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

Gramophone Headphone

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Penguins - one is skating.

Surf Guitar

Man dislikes noise of one man band, but goes home to his loud babies, pc and stereo.

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

Mississippi John Hurt

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

Singers

Gong

'And when you turn it over it makes a cow sound.'

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"

'Would anyone like a final request?'

Man walks into a drum kit.

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'