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'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Little league world series of poker.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Doctor's poker.

"What do you recommend today?"

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'Will you make the final table?'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

'I'm going to refer you to a doctor. You seem to have developed immunity to winning stocks.'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

Bought Low, Sold Lower.

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

Do I get partial credit?

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

"Ask your doctor if you're strong enough to day trade options."

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'