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'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

Teapot

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"Mine's camper."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

Gym/Tan/Donut

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"We've townsized."

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Hairy Potter and friend..

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"It's for you."

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

Bernard Palissy

Eskimo Snow Globe

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

The Early Internet

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."