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'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

Teapot

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Gym/Tan/Donut

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

"It's for you."

Bernard Palissy

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

A No-Nonsense Guy with His No-Nonsense Wife and Their No-Nonsense Dog

"Harris....That's not a corporate image!"

The Early Internet