Sixties Television Enthusiasts Gifts

'Apparently, the government thought this would be more fun than just issuing regular identity cards.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Yoko Ono

Hippie on the moon

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Police Box

Munster Island.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

That's what I call Flour Power!

Larvae Lamps.

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

'… the professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle.'

Dog Owner.

The Little House on the Prairie - the Prequel.

'Ha! Call that music?.. You should have been around during the sixties, when the Pied Piper played the Cavern club.'

'I want to suck your toes.' - A problem for Maxwell Smart and his shoe-phone.

Hippy Smoke Rings.

Pay no attention, he always gets like that when he realises what people used to pay for houses and cars back in the sixties.'

Tracy Tracy

If "Bonanza" actor Dan Blocker had been in a movie about an ancient Greek war ... He'd have been "The Trojan Hoss"!

'It's a Jane Austen adaptation, but set in the sixties - Incense and Insensibility.'

"It's very sixties."

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

'Dude, we're putting the ban back together.'

'... and now a word from the capitalist-pigs whose funding has made this sixties-special possible...'

''Star Trek,' or 'The Waltons' I could understand... but a 'Geraldo' marathon?'

Mash. "And now back to the M.A.S.H. Marathon." No, I don't think Colonel Potter is related to Harry Potter.

Oh, Lucy, I never say anything like this in my whole life! Oh, Ricky, the studio must think a lot of you to give you a suite like this. My solution for pain? Painaway Jet Spray! Buy a Chevy! They don

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"

"Keep it up—the picture's coming in."