Sixth Sense Fans Mugs

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tourists and their Pets.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'Talk to my lawyer.'

Remote control car breakdown.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

To the Batmobile!

MLB Owners, Players, Fans

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

'Has it occurred to you you might be suffering from negative self image?'

The Pay Phone

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

'He seems to know when he's near the vets.'