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"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Gym Dog

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"When you said that your boyfriend had a six-pack..."

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

CEO Incentives

Please use next mountain.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

'I don't have the nose for hunting, but I love to run with the pack.'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

Warrants.

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

Visualize Inert Peace.

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

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'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'

Man Reaches Summit of Mountain And Discovers Ladder

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."

Mt. Everest rubbish bin...

'Am I missing something here?'

The face lift...