'This course is a great ego builder.'
Six-iron Sage Pillows
Add a bit of golf-inspired humor to their space with our six-iron sage pillows—perfect for cozying up after a day on the course or a round of laughs.
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'
A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...
'When investment bankers give parental advice'
'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'
'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'
One way only.
'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'
A book reviewer reads between the margins.
'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'
'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'
One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer
"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."
Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow
Melissa's Mark Prediction Service
'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'
That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up
"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."
"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"
"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'
'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!
"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."
'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'
"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."
"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."
The Return of Guarded Optimism
"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"
"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)
A fortune cookie for investors.
The Stock Market and Personal Income.
'The market's been all over the place, today.'
The past only looks good when you're living in the present.
'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'
Six-iron Sage Pillows Collection
Six-iron Sage Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous golf mugs, featuring clever designs inspired by the six-iron sage theme.
Six-iron Sage Prints
Bring humor to your walls with our collection of golf-themed art prints celebrating the six-iron sage spirit.
Six-iron Sage T-Shirts
Check out our witty golf t-shirts, perfect for showing off your love for the game with a humorous twist.