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"Previously on..."

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

On the brink.

Falstaff

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

TV jester.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Hamlet

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."