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"Previously on..."

Ancient Racing

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

Cow's straw

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

TV jester.

On the brink.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

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Wordplay: In The Bag.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Cat Burglar

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Hamlet

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."