Sitting Pillows

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"I think the best part was when we decided not to record it."

'He doesn't like to stand up, he says that heights frighten him!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"So ... taking that nap during my performance review was a very bad idea."

"Let's fight obesity - left leg up..."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

The synchronized sitting team

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"I'm bored."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Christmas Pets

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

Baby Hairstyles.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Changing the baby.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Tilly Slowboy

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.