Sister Pillows

Quiz for dogs.

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

7 Dwarves of Menopause.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"There, there it is again - the invisible hand of the marketplace giving us the finger."

That's Right - 100% Guaranteed

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

Astrophysics made simple.

"Like that?"

Women who Read Too Much

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

A Day In The Kitchen

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"Guess who?"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

Dachshund grown chart

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Philosopher trading cards.

I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Not you again, Achilles.

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

Pets.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."