Sister Mugs

Quiz for dogs.

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"There, there it is again - the invisible hand of the marketplace giving us the finger."

"You know your dog better than I do."

That's Right - 100% Guaranteed

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

Astrophysics made simple.

"Like that?"

Women who Read Too Much

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

A Day In The Kitchen

'You know... I really think we should be gamboling.'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"Guess who?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

Dachshund grown chart

Philosopher trading cards.

I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Not you again, Achilles.

Pets.

"If they fit, we can return them."

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."