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The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

The Devil's advocaat.

"Sipsies?"

Happy hour.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

Men's Parallel Bars

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."

"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"

Nappy Hour 2-3.

'Hold on! Now I remember, you swirl the wine first.'

Wine and Books Bar.

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

Zimmer Drinker