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"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Floss Street Vendor

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Yes, that'll be fine. I think my wife would like something to drink too."

'Little Miss Muffet 2009'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

"Daddy will be home shortly. He's doing a little moonlighting."

"Happy Christmas!"

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

'I'll tell you, Ed, this new technology is starting to realy spook me out.'

"Since you don't like fruit, I got you a donut."

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

'I remember when a 'hotspot' didn't mean a sandwich place with Wi-Fi.'

Will I ever meet a financial advisor who inerstands my needs and likes the same sports teams I do?

'No.'

Acme Party Floss

"You'll see it when it's done."

'Can I get just a little bit of coffee with my sugar, please.'

'You're going to need stronger lenses. Have you tried contacting Palomar?'

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."