Sinner In Training T-Shirts

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

Rap music

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Pranking Zombies

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

Selfie Man

Seven deadly sins store

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.'

Cloud Hang

"Good morning! I'd like to come in and talk to you about the Bible..."

'This should come out just right.'

"We don't need to push down on the pedal QUITE so hard, Petunia."

"Only when you master the Carry Forward Dedcution Defence will it be time for you to go."

"Next year we lose our nap time...then we have to wait until we get real jobs to get it back!"

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

'When I said we need to put some magic back into our marriage...'

Evil Personified $1.00

'I'm fed up living this way as a recluse. I'll get a place in the country, and become a hermit.'

"You know, if I wrote all day, and you brought me meals on a tray, I could pretend I was at one of those writers' colonies all summer."

Property of April Fool

"He just walked out - right in the middle of our act."

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"

Bagpipe Training School - "Next time don't suck so hard."

"You just march right back in there and keep marching around and around until he sees you're good enough to put back in the marching band."

'These new mirror glasses are for very vain people. The mirrors are on the inside.'