Sinking Stepper T-Shirts

Dancers caught in quick sand.

Secretive Weigh In.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Fish talking about fisherman

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Scales

Fat man on scales.

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Step aerobics

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

Bowled out.

Using balloons to weigh less.

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

Wait, you took how many steps?

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

'Dad! - Mum's cheating again!'

"Yup, that pound cake did weigh a pound."