Stepping Down T-Shirts

"I've decided to step down, Chilton, and, regrettably, you're underfoot."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Fitness in church.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Steps Class

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

The 39 Steps

Hurdles with Steps

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

Baroque Dance Studio

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

You guys are losers! You sleep through the entire winter. You don't see a snowfall, experience the holiday season, or get to watch the Super Bowl! Don't listen to him. He envies us because people travel hundreds of miles to see the spectacular colorful show we put on every fall. He's just a jealous coniferous tree. All he can do is try to needle us!

Wait, you took how many steps?

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

Ingenuity

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

Humpty Dumpty.

They're the team to beat.

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'

"Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Kevin. I had a very nice time."

Jue des Boules