Sinking Stepper Mugs

Dancers caught in quick sand.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Secretive Weigh In.

Fish talking about fisherman

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Scales

Fat man on scales.

Step aerobics

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

Bowled out.

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

Using balloons to weigh less.

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

'Dad! - Mum's cheating again!'

"Yup, that pound cake did weigh a pound."

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!