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"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."

"Good boy."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Fish talking about fisherman

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"With great power comes great reward."

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

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"If talk is cheap, why do candidates need super PACs to finance elections?"

Approved Debate Questions

The Wall St. 'fat cats' are going to pay for this mess. And that payment will come in the form of a contribution to my re-election campaign.

"Rudy, did you realize it's illegal for a boss to tell his minion how to vote?...And that therefore, I would never tell you to vote for my friend Patsy Marionette, for city council?"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Trump promises versus reality.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

"It's perfectly okay, officer. I'm a lobbyist!"

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

"He's coming across as Reaganish but not Reaganesque."

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'