Singles Retreat Prints

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Monk on the beach

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Priest

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Self Storage Unit

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

Go away

Missionary Statement: Spread the Word.

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"He used to be in advertising"

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

'It was a long trip, but the french fries are worth it.'

Trump Twitter ban

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."