Singles Retreat Mugs

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

Monk on the beach

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

Priest

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

Self Storage Unit

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

Go away

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"He used to be in advertising"

Trump Twitter ban

'It was a long trip, but the french fries are worth it.'

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."