Couples Retreat Enthusiasts Prints

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

"It's not what you think."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

Go away

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

"Can I see your license Sir?"

A fresh morning

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

"You never tell me anything. Keep up the good work."

'Yes, we'll have a second honeymoon but I'll have the headaches this time!'

'Yep! She said the corner of 'get lost' and 'never' at midnight.'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'A room with a view! With a view to exacly what, sir?'

'Fancy a dirty, quiet weekend somewhere?'

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp!'

Proposition at Inspiration Point.

"The last one is Freddy and I, celebrating our anniversary in Hawaii."

Narcissus! Come back!

"But that's enough about me. What about you?"

'I'm really sorry, Alfie, but I don't think we should see each other anymore,'

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp.'

"Talking to yourself again?"