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Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"It's not what you think."

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Go away

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

A fresh morning

"You never tell me anything. Keep up the good work."

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

'Yes, we'll have a second honeymoon but I'll have the headaches this time!'

'Yep! She said the corner of 'get lost' and 'never' at midnight.'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'A room with a view! With a view to exacly what, sir?'

'Fancy a dirty, quiet weekend somewhere?'

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp!'

Proposition at Inspiration Point.

"But that's enough about me. What about you?"

"The last one is Freddy and I, celebrating our anniversary in Hawaii."

Narcissus! Come back!

'I'm really sorry, Alfie, but I don't think we should see each other anymore,'

Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember. Didn't they say that on the Titanic?

"Talking to yourself again?"