Single Life Supporter T-Shirts

"I almost had a 'I need a man' moment last night....but then I managed to get the cork out of the wine bottle myself."

More than half of adult American women are unmarried. Go away. Studies show that many women try marriage, don't like it, get divorced and are happy just to date. and I just want you to know that when you're ready to get with the program, I'm prepared to be your rebound relationship. It feels good to contribute to society. It's a wonder any women are married.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Still searching for my Prince Charming.

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"In da house"

International Women's Day

"Do you know what girls want?"

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy. Which part do you miss most? Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what tv shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission? Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors.

The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

'Not only is your mojo not working, it apparently has been unemployed for years.'

"Finally - my dating app just launched a 'Why am I seeing this loser?' feature."

'It's okay, Larry, I've got this one.'

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

"I've been thinking of donating my body to science"

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Day 973: Still no sign of Mister Right..."

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