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Single Ladies Mugs
Discover fun and empowering mugs perfect for single ladies who love to start their day with a smile and a dose of confidence. Our designs add a witty touch to her morning routine.
"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."
Life is for the birds.
"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."
"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"
'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'
Still searching for my Prince Charming.
"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"
"You lack spontaniety."
"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."
No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt
"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"
'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'
"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."
Biological Cuckoo clock
"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"
"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."
When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.
"Do you know what girls want?"
'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'
Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.
'Hand me the 'desperates'.'
"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."
Speed Dating Disasters
"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"
'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'
Children.
"Being a refrigerator magnet is fine, but I wish, for just one day, I could be a chick magnet."
"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"
'Are you seeing anybody?'
People told me virtual dating was safe!
'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'
"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."
Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing
"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."
Single Ladies Mugs Collection
Single Ladies Pillows
Find the perfect pillows that celebrate her single journey, adding humor and comfort to her living space.
Single Ladies Prints
Decorate her home with inspiring art prints that champion her independence and celebrate her vibrant spirit.
Single Ladies T-Shirts
Browse our fun and fashionable t-shirts for single women who love to express their independence and personality in style.