Singing In Unusual Places Aficionado Gifts

"I just want to do an impression..."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Tenors

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Famous Like Song

Pirate King

A singer being criticised

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"Problem is, it's the only song he knows."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Thank you. That one came directly from the heart."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

Ed Sheeran.

Sinead O'Connor.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Must be one of those underground bands.

Guitarist.

Hugo Wolf

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Cows warming up.

Syd Barrett.

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"