Singing Cowboy Fan Pillows

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Motorherd

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Young Gums

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Cockerel sings the blues...

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

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