Singing Cowboy Fan Prints

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Motorherd

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Young Gums

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Draw!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Towny Music Night.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Tyrannosaurus Tex