Singer At Heart Gifts

Seven dwarfs sing at bus stop in the pouring rain, to the annoyance of another commuter.

"Oh my god.....I can't believe it...ELFISH PRESLEY!!!"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Karataoke

Rock and Roll

Dialogue

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Rock On

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

'Sheep striptease'.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Christine McVie

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Henry Miller.

'Moon, June...'

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

We love the Rolling Stones...

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

Will Self does karaoke

Magicians monkey.

Born to rock.

Accountant sings the blues

Thomas Dorsey.

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).