Singer At Heart Gifts

Seven dwarfs sing at bus stop in the pouring rain, to the annoyance of another commuter.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Dialogue

Rock and Roll

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Rock On

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Sheep striptease'.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Christine McVie

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

'Moon, June...'

Will Self does karaoke

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

Magicians monkey.

Accountant sings the blues

Thomas Dorsey.

"You will marry a tall,dark, handsome couple..."

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'