Singaporean Proud Gifts

Lee Kuan Yew.

Things I love about Powell River...

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Proud Mum.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Succeed.

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Early Football

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

Large, hairy gay man is caught in a 'bear' trap.

Proud parent praise their child

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

"This way, the humans get the message."

'Since she jumped over the moon there's been no living with her.'

Gay Pride

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

"This is my 'trophy room', not 'trophIES room'."

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

'That was the first dollar I ever made, but we had to pay for groceries last month.'

"What's on your flag that you have to cover it up with a big leaf?"

Manny Pacquiao

'Did we sock it to someone today, sir?'

'Remember, you said if I became an honor student, you wouldn't embarrass me with one of those bumper stickers.'

Proud parent and honor roll student.

Transgender personnel in the military.