Sinful Storyteller Pillows

"Can you imagine how being the only one here makes me feel?"

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already what you just confessed on your blog.'

'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

"You think it's tough down there?"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

Not a good day - he's counting paper-clips.

The canteen food's pretty awful...

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

Special Place in Hell...

'Yes is no longer god enough. Can I get an Amen?'

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'Police! Snow White we have complaints about your relationship with 'Grumpy', and one 'Dopey' some ten years ago.'

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"One of his employees won the lottery!"

'I needed a little guidance on bulk pricing strategies... are you LISTENING?'

A man in hospital is exposed to Covid-19

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

Robot Bombs: A One Time Thing, Right?

"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

"You really should take some art classes. That doesn't look anything like me."

Deadly Sins Dept. Envy. Lust. Sloth. Pride. Greed. Wrath. Gluttony. At times it seems like it should be, but "oversharing" is not a deadly sin.