Sinful Socialite Pillows

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"I hate being considered the lesser of two evils."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Follow God On Twitter

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

Special Place in Hell...

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

The party, after you left

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'

'You have to get out more and meet new people you can find fault with.'

Envy, gluttony, green and lust.

"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."

"Are you sure you should be on this list?!"

Sermon Today: Include God In Your Next Selfie.

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

The Kings Head.

Infernal Revenue Service

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."

"This martini in canonical."

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."

Social Media

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

Bargoyles