Simulation Theory T-Shirts

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Walking To School Simulator

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

Scranton the Ride

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

mars is flat.

Wii Childbirth

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

'Third Life'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Virtual reality platform.

Train ride simulator.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"That was just a simulation. Nothing can prepare you for the kind of monkey bars you'll find in an actual war zone."

Flight simulator

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

According to Elon Musk, time travel is possible. I can't wait to time-travel. Elon Musk said time travel is possible? Well, not in so many words. He said it's almost a certainty that we're living in a simulation being run by our descendants in the distant future. His reasoning makes sense. In just my lifetime, we went from "Pac-Man" to "The Sims," where Sims live, work, fall in love, have kids ... and in a few decades, the Sims will be artificially intelligent and they'll actually believe they'r

Great Moments in Computer History: Charles Lindbergh Jr. completes the first simulated transatlantic flight.

Grand Theft Auto