Simplicity Pillows

Keep it simple stupid!

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

Rat Race Dropout

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Life is just four letters...

"Even out of the bad can come good."

"I'm really looking forward to a simpler future."

"I'm worth five hundred million, yet I am not comforted."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

Cyrus Hornsby - Off the Grid at Last!

'We learned a great Bible verse in Sunday school today. Lay not up for yourselves treasures on earth.'

'Tuesday's fine, I've got nothing on.'

'For dry hair' 'Water'

'It's so refreshing to meet someone who doesn't blog.'

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

'I prefer the simpler things in life -- men.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Why some folks don't want to upgrade their phones...

"I once tried living the simple life, but I found it just too darn complicated."

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

I couldn

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I envy him --- He never has a problem with priorities.

Adopt-A-Highway Program. Sign up here. We'd like to adopt easy street.

One coffee please. Latte? Regular coffee. Menu. Espresso? Au lait? Mocha? Ice blended half-caf? Hazelnut thai treat? Pumpkin rhubarb spiced banana organic beef au gratin mashup latte? Regular coffee. Please, I'm begging

The Simple Life: Input - Output

Advent calendar for lazy people

"Hey, Robinson Crusoe! Taking the laundry to mommy? Wow, you sure know how to 'rough it'! Haha!!" "Just ignore them." "Can you bring us back some of her blueberry pie? Ha!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."